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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Fish's guide?to spotting a CorN-mail.

This is a mail i spotted in my JUNK space.

Attn: Please,
i'm Mathias Seah, from Cote-Ivory Abidjan; I was born on 5th Jan
1975 and now presently residing in Dakar-Senegal because of the
political crisis in my Country. I got your contact in strict confidence
through Senegal Chamber of Commerce.
I would honestly want to seek for an immediate assistance from you, I
have $8.5 Million US dollars belonging to my late Father DR SEAH
BUBADI, who was held bondage by the Rebels during the crisis and was
letter killed.
I ran to Senegal refugee Camp when I Discovered danger to my life (why would he go to a REFUGEE camp? and not some police station)here
my late father has deposited the above mentioned Amount in a
consignment with a FINANCE FIRM for safe Keeping before his death and i
have every Documents regards the transaction I have contacted the
FINANCE FIRM and confirmed the safety of the money/ inheritance.
As it is, I have the intention of investing the money oversees and
however needed a Foreigner who is capable of giving adequate assistance
to me by the way of clearing the money from the FINANCE FIRM and the
rafters forwarding it to your Account for investments.
I have map out 35% percentage of the fund for you.Please do feel free
to ask me questions on this as I wait for your reply soonest.
Here is my alternative Email,(mathias_seah3@yahoo.fr)
mathias_seah2@yahoo.fr
I wait for your urgently response.

Yours Truly
Mr. Mathias Seah,

I can't help but lmao.(laugh my ass out)

Firstly, his letter is FULL of grammatical errors. Usually if the letter is from a company or from an association or a person who is definitely insane to send such an email, it WILL NOT have any grammatical errors at all (due to the security and law that binds such urgent letters).

Next, if his life is in SUCH danger that he has to go to a REFUGEE camp(instead of a proper police station because the security in a refugee camp is definitely much worse.), why sent such a letter to a TOTAL stranger like me? What if i am a MONSTER from mars that eats money?
And! his money is already SAFE in the bank, why would he need a complete stranger to DRAW out his money, get those 8.5 millions on my hand, and put them in even greater danger(considering that im such a sotong)?!?! Moreover, investing straight to what he wants to invest is definitely faster, SAFER and more SANE. Unless he has a contorted mind, this letter is absolutely a fake.

Lastly,

COMON IM JUST 16 and i don't even have the account number of my bank because ITS ALL WITH MY DAD.

(burst out laughing. again.)

4:14 PM